I must travel roads that will be dark and dangerous...

So I was thinking about it earlier today, and I realized I haven't actually gone to a party since the first week of school. I'm a horrible college student, seriously, people. I was a lot more fun in high school, I have no idea what happened. I'm going to have to do something about it this semester. You know, barring any more catastrophes and craziness. Why did I say that? Now it's going to happen for sure.

( Jordan )

ATTENTION EVERYONE WITH A VOICE IN YOUR HEAD!

There's going to be a little "getting to know you" kegger at the Kappa Phi house at UW in Madison, WI. Show up on [Date] at [Time], local time. There'll be a keg, obviously, but if you want anything else you might want to bring it yourself.

Because you know meeting everyone face to face will be a lot more fun than over the forum.

Ask for Cody or Joel or, hell, just show up! If you've got questions, ask and I'll try to get you some answers.

Heeeey, so I start out with a massive headache and end with a whole new group of people to meet. Pretty sweet. The voice in my head says I shouldn't introduce us, but I get the feeling the dude doesn't get out much. I'm Joel, and he's Raistlin Majere from some Dragonlance thing. All I know about it is what he's told me, pretty much. Anyway, we're in RI.

Okay, I've gotten the official tour of all this stuff, now what do I really need to know? Cool places to be, things to watch out for, who throws the best parties... you know, the important stuff.

And has anyone seen my sister?

( no magic in the world could steal the knowledge of having been loved )